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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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catgirlforeskin

I’ve seen a number of people say “why don’t they just make up fake military vehicles instead for games” in regards to the War Thunder debacle. Now, the average tumblr user’s autism isn’t about military hardware, so I get why it would be no different to them, so I’ll instead put it in language that makes more sense.

In Stardew Valley or Animal Crossing, if you were planting fake crops, catching fake fish, and using fake tools, it would undoubtably change how the game feels. If instead of corn you bought kernelshucks at the general store, and you tilled the soil with a dirtscratcher instead of a pitchfork, it would be weird, right?

smallestwitchwiththebiggesthat

Now, hold your hoofbeasts. I probably wouldn't believe my ganderbulbs for a minute or two, it'd be a real nugbone scratcher, but after a few minutes I think I'd be able to wrap my puzzle sponge around it. It's nothing to blow my pump biscuit over, right?

catgirlforeskin

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HOW

it's obvious innit
catboy-kakashi
smolphrog-littlebrain

Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

thegirlwiththemooglehat
iggykoopa666

calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"

iggykoopa666

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is it just me or is this is an extremely weird thing to say about a random stranger based on nothing but a snippet of an eavesdropped conversation

bring back metrosexuals